Welcome to Poll Bearer!
PollBearer.Com – Your one-stop shop for polls and blogging about Celebrities, Sports, Politics, Dead People, Onions, News, Music, Movies, People that should be dead, and all-around fun site, designed by an idiot.
Poll Bearer is designed to invite people to partake in out polls, and comment on the, by offering prize compensations. These can be contest drawings, or free offers. 99% of the offers are completely free, or just have a small shipping and handling fee (but we try and avoid those!). The idea is to get something for free, by doing something fun, to justify all the hours you waste on the internet to the person who complains about it. We are here to help like that!
Polls are fun! Now these aren’t the kind of poles that women dance on. Those are fun too! The also are not the kind of poles firemen slide down. You see, these are POLLS not POLES. Maybe we should have a poll about everyone’s favorite type of pole(or poll)?
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
OK, enough stupidity. Well actually, there is never a time I believe that is true. But to the point, we are here to entertain you, and add some value at the same time. If you have a problem with THAT, write your congressman.
We truly hope you enjoy your stay here, and INVITE you to comment, and comment often. You don’t have to register to comment! But if you do, you won’t have to fill out the stupid “captcha” thing every time you post. Tell your friends about PollBearer.Com! Twitter it, I mean Tweet it! Facebook us! Socialize us, we are anti-social right now! OK, that was stupid too. We want to grow, and we can use your help!
If you start now, in 60 or 70 years, when this thing gets REALLY popular, like getting 20-30 hits a day maybe, you will be able to say: “I am a founding contributor, and I followed them when nobody else did. I took one of their first polls! And maybe after I die, I will remember your kindness in my will! And maybe YOU can be MY pallbearer!
Disclaimer: PollBearer.Com has nothing to do with “Pall bearers”. It is just a stupid play on words, that is completely unrelated. We dont even BEAR polls, we BARE them. Kind of silly, no? I dont know if there is a pallbearer.com or not, but I have to believe that would be a depressing site if there were one. We try to be the opposite of depressing! Which I guess is oppressing? Not sure. As you can clearly see, I am really no good with werds.
Thank you, come back McSoon.
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